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alexdok [17]
4 years ago
13

What is something funny I could say about gun violence (im know that gun violence is not a funny thing) but im writing a satire.

NEED HELP ASAP
English
1 answer:
lara [203]4 years ago
6 0
Here's a few funny things:

"Make no mistake -- they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless!

Other than, you know, the guns." –Stephen Colbert


"Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one." -Andy Borowitz


<span>"Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened if those fish had guns." –Jay Leno</span>

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Hope it helps! :)

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