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Hello!
Grandma! You won't believe what happened while you were gone!
Grandma: Huh? Whats that?
Grandson: I felt like I was just floating and there was no gravity!
Grandma: Slow down! Could you be more specific?!
Grandson: Oh grandma.. Don't you remember!?! I went to the moon!
Grandma: Aww, that's sweet honey. *dozes off*
Grandson: Wake up! I finally accomplished my dream ever since I was young, and you are just falling asleep. FOCUS!
Grandma: HUH WHAT?!? Oh thats nice sweetie, were they monitoring you? You know your asthma and how bad it gets.
Grandson: I'm not a little kid anymore! but yes.... they did... ANYWAYS HOW WAS YOUR DAY
Grandma: Quit yelling! Just let me SLEEP!
Grandson: Oh grandma, maybe tommorow... *walks off*
Hello! Hope I helped and have a great day!
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Sardonic comment is one when sharp humour is used in a disdainful manner.
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3.the average american nearly twelve pounds of chocolate each year
4. may acually prevent several serious diseases.
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