The only one that is true is that Friar Laurence married Romeo and Juliet in secret.
There are a few answers but a few are:
-Hoped to achieve ordiliness
-Sincerity
and Industry
If the bold sentence is in fact As he tells the story he never smiles, and he never frowns",then it is most likely the human foible due to it being an interesting characteristic. We can also determine this answer through process of elimination if we know the meaning of hyperbole, and "funny name".
Hyperbole is an exaggeration and is not normally meant to be serious, and in the case of your summary, I believe this line is meant to be taken serious. This doesn't seem to be a funny name reference, so your only option is human foible.
The answer is C, We. I hope this helped, let me know if you need further explanation.
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