Question

1 For as long as I remember

Answer 1

Answer:

C.

Throughout the poem the author refers to the narrator's incapacity to play sports. Although the narrator enjoys sports (or at least watching them) he fails many, many times at trying to play them. Because he makes an effort to try sports the answer is likely not A). And because the narrator's situation is still found humorous and no mention is given to his wit, the answer is likely not B). And finally because the author gives no mention to the narrator's social skills ( besides other sports players) or the author's negative experiences with sportswriters it is likely not D).