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Horatian satire After the Roman satirist Horace: Satire in which the voice is indulgent, tolerant, amused, and witty. The speaker holds up to gentle ridicule the absurdities and follies of human beings, aiming at producing in the reader not the anger of a Juvenal, but a wry smile.
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Every year thanksgiving changes
To help the economy by making the Christmas shopping season a little bit longer
An exaggeration because of the exclamation mark
"No animal had a chance with me anymore. That is no boast; it is a mathematical certainty. The animal had nothing but his legs and his instinct. Instinct is no match for reason
Seems to be called both freewriting and cluster mapping, I'd go with freewriting though.