One thing that started out badly for me but ended up being great was a time i was masturbating but had nothing to do it to. i tried to get myself excited but couldn't. as soon as i began to give up, some guy who lives only a few blocks away suddenly smashes through my locked door, unexpectedly rushing into my room and buries his face in between my legs. he starts to "feast" on anything he can find.. and to avoid making any virgins jealous, long story short, we did it in all positions possible :) got eaten out real good that day