The answer is monster, as the text itself even compares it to a monster.
"The USS Alabama, built in 1942, is a monster weighing in at 35,000 tons."
<span>He was having a fun time with you're uncle at the beach.
The mistake is this sentence uses "you're" which means 'you are'
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<span>He was having a fun time with you are uncle at the beach
makes no sense.
The correct sentence is </span>
<span>He was having a fun time with your uncle at the beach
</span>
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