Answer:
Saint Yared was approached by three birds who each became his teachers and taught him music in scales. He then used these scales to create an indigenous musical notation system and evolved to the modal system that is used in Ethiopia today.
Explanation:
The answer is C. Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q. He copied the Mona Lisa with a mustache and goatee (or small beard if you will). The abbreviated words sound similar to French slang when read aloud "elle a chaud au cul" which means "she's hot for it" implying that a woman has a strong sexual restlessness. The Mona Lisa is a man, literally, as Duchamp puts it.
Maybe for the shoes, you can say "These shoes are a Skittles' best friend.", or something like that!
