Question

I need help writing a 5 paragraph persuasive essay. The topic is: Agree/Disagree, stories with Suprise endings using situational irony is the best. I agree, but I'm homeschooled and need help

Answer 1

I find that the best format when writing 5 paragraph essays is using a three point thesis and arguing each point. This outline is really good for writing any 5 paragraph essay.
I. Introduction
     a. Introductory Hook Statement
     b. Background on topic
     c. Three part thesis (3 topics you want to address in the paper)
II. Topic 1
     a. Mini-thesis (What you want to say in this paragraph)
     b. Example 1 and reason why
     c. Example 2 and reason why
     d. Conclusion (What you said in the paragraph)
III. Topic 2
     a. Mini-thesis (What you want to say in this paragraph)
     b. Example 1 and reason why
     c. Example 2 and reason why
     d. Conclusion (What you said in the paragraph)
IV. Topic 3
     a. Mini-thesis (What you want to say in this paragraph)
     b. Example 1 and reason why
     c. Example 2 and reason why
     d. Conclusion (What you said in the paragraph)
V. Conclusion
     a. Restate thesis from paragraph 1
     b. Summarize paper in a few sentances

Answer 2

Remember that thesis statement at the end of the introduction part is the central element of your paper. Here's a simple generator  http://helpfulpapers.com/thesis-statement-generator which can help you generate a thesis statement, not making much effort. Express your main idea and main arguments in your thesis statement.