Question

Must contain at least two poetic devices, among alliteration, onomatopoeia, line length, punctuation, and figurative language.

Answer 1

Cannibal Holocaust

I know what you are thinking, I should refrain from a topic like this
But such a opportunity couldn't be missed
So, let's dive in
And I shall begin with such a devious grin
You know what they say about schools
That students shift from bright flowers to ghouls
Because the brains are turned to mush
And the souls turned to smush
Yes, I understand the point of learning
But the grades I earn were without earning
School is like a zombie feast
And the teachers parade around like they're some kind of priest
But the truth is, no one is excluded from any of this

"And the teachers parade around like they're some kind of priest" This is a example of a simile. I decided to use this poetic device because I felt that this fully express the mentality of teachers, that they are somewhat beyond the students. Have you ever got blamed of something by the teacher that you didn't do, but because it was the teacher, you couldn't argue with them.


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