Answer:
Sweet Roy drops his pants to his ankles and gives Dana a perfect view of a full moon! Just as Roy planned, this infuriates Dana and lures him out of his house to give Roy a royal butt-whooping.
Explanation:
1. Regina is a student.
2. We are teachers.
3. It is a dog.
4. They are police officers.
5. Liza is a dancer.
6. I am hungry but Sally isn't.
7. Hugo is late but I am not.
8. Tigers are dangerous but cats aren't.
9. My friend is at home but I am not.
10. Winter is cold but summer isn't.
The correct answer starts with "so the battle begins"
The writer uses hyberbole to offer a lighthearted joke about the age of the grandmother.