My name is Link
and I kindof stink,
I love to cook,
I once burned a book,
My girlfriend Zelda,
loves to yelda
My enemy Calamity Ganon,
Blew up a canon
Urbosa is red and rosy
But she's also nosey
Mipha's smells like seafood,
But I swell up like geemood
Miyamoto based me off of Peter Pan,
For that I'll just steal his van
Gerudo women have abs,
But I have grilled crabs
Zelda's butt is so big,
It make me feel like a pig
Somebody else can do the rest. -Link
B. noisy :) Hope I helped!
.1 whenever somebody says something racist in the room don’t do that awkward laugh just ignore them then they won’t think it’s funny anymore so they’ll stop
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below