Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? At a movie theater which arm
rest is yours? Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person? Can animals commit suicide? Can you daydream at night? Do bald people get dandruff? Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? Do prison buses have emergency exits? Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? Do stairs go up or down? Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves? Do they bury people with their braces on? Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary? Do you yawn in your sleep? Do your eyes change color when you die? How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on? How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? How far east can you go before you’re heading west? If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? If you blew a bubble in space would it pop? If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Is it possible to be allergic to water? Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object? What is another word for “thesaurus?” What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time? Whats a question with no answer called? What’s the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? When French people swear do they say ‘pardon my English?’ Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why do they say a football team is the ‘world champion’ when they don’t play anybody outside the US? Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don’t taste or smell anything like it? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs. Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hot dogs? Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its okay to use a handicapped toilet? Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
