My name is Link
and I kindof stink,
I love to cook,
I once burned a book,
My girlfriend Zelda,
loves to yelda
My enemy Calamity Ganon,
Blew up a canon
Urbosa is red and rosy
But she's also nosey
Mipha's smells like seafood,
But I swell up like geemood
Miyamoto based me off of Peter Pan,
For that I'll just steal his van
Gerudo women have abs,
But I have grilled crabs
Zelda's butt is so big,
It make me feel like a pig
Somebody else can do the rest. -Link
There are three hyperboles in this excerpt from "The £1,000,000 Bank-Note":
- "They'll flock in droves". Here the word flock used as a verb means to gather together as a flock (word used to refer to a group of animals, specially birds). Therefore, the phrase is an hyperbole because it contrasts the idea of "a group of animals in a rush" to refer to "these rich Londoners" so as to cause a sense of exaggeration.
- "I'm a made man forever". The use of the word "forever" here is used to add emphasis to the fact that the character will be a made man as long as he lives: everyone knows nothing lasts forever.
- "In less than twenty-four hours London was abuzz!". Here the phrase "less than twenty-four hours" is employed to highlight how fast it took the rich Londoners to hear about the mine selling.
