Here is a list of numbered answers, in the order as presented on your piece of paper.
1: Calculator
2: Glue
3: Eraser
4: Stapler
5: Dictionary 
6: Thumbs
7: Scissors
8: Book
9: Pencil
10: Desk
11: Backpack
12: Masking Tape
        
             
        
        
        
A. is a little improperly written but D is bad to there is an improper connection between school then going soccer
        
                    
             
        
        
        
Answer:
 Knock knock who's there interrupting cow interrupting cow who Mooooo
Explanation:
this was my favorite joke as a kid 
 
        
             
        
        
        
Yesss???? What do you mean? :(
        
                    
             
        
        
        
Answer:
It's C: Coleridge's sonnet "Work without Hope" differs from the Shakespearean sonnet form in that it contains an unusual rhyme structure.
Explanation: