the answer is <em>the excerpt contains stage directions</em>
1. Rewind time to change mistakes
2. Stop time to be able to do stuff without people knowing
3. Teleport to places so I could go anywhere quickly
4. Telekinesis so I can grab things while being lazy
5. Never have to sleep so I can be more productive
H - hilarious
A - agile
U - useful
K - kind
K - knowledgeable
A - analytical
H - happy
An acrostic poem is something where a certain word is taken and a word or phrase is written using that specific letter.
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Best Regards,
Wolfyy :)