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bogdanovich [222]
3 years ago
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair? If swimming's such good exer

cise, how come whales are so fat? If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter? How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there? Do we make bombs better or worse? Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them? Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book? If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change? If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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2 answers:
blondinia [14]3 years ago
8 0

The answer to most of these is "the world is stupid." I hope that answers your question(s) lol

luda_lava [24]3 years ago
6 0

Good question let me test some of these


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