Hallo ich spreche deutsch, wie kann ich dir helfen?
German word is "Hallo." It is the simplest way to greet someone in German.
Umm. Not trying to cheat or anything but u could use translator
Answer:
After "Mensch, das war echt krass gestern, (Etc) (Option one), the next answer is the one below it, "Am Abend haben wir dann ein (Etc), next it goes the last option, "Zuerst wa jar alles okay. (Etc), and then the first option, (Aber dann, in der nacht, da hat es geregnet. (Etcccccc). Next, "Aber ich hab gesagt hey das geht vorbei (Etc), and so on, hope this helped. The text on your paper is basically talking about how they had a great time camping at first, but then a storm came, I hope you know enough German to label them all.
