I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. -Lady Bracknell
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. -Gwendolen Fairfax
It is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth. Can you forgive me? - Jack Worthing
Oh, I don't think I would care to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about. -Cecily Cardew
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility! -Algernon Moncrieff
I'm pretty sure those are the correct match ups.
