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Murrr4er [49]
3 years ago
11

Whoever makes me laugh gets brainliest. If I laugh at both Whoever is funniest gets brainliest.

English
2 answers:
elena55 [62]3 years ago
8 0

Okay, here:

<u>Why do the lock Gas Station restrooms? Are they afraid someones gonna clean them?</u>

A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.

“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

Why do we tell actors "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con…

OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business!

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

Why did the worm skip school?

He was playing hooky

Have you played the updated kids' game? I Spy With My Little Eye . . . Phone.

GenaCL600 [577]3 years ago
8 0

<u><em>A piece of pie in Cuba is $2.50. A piece of pie in Jamaica is $3.00. These are the pie rates if the Caribbean. </em></u>

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<u><em>I have a horse named Mayo, Mayo Neighs. </em></u>

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