The first excerpt is satire because satire is the use of humor, irony, or exaggeration.
The second excerpt is repetition. The phrase, "Now is the time..." is being repeated.
The third excerpt is rhetorical questions. Throughout the excerpt, there are questions being asked which the readers aren't supposed to be answered. Instead, the questions are there to make a point.
The answer is C as it is the only grammatically correct answer
Answer:
Alex is going bowling after lunch; that explains his goofy shoes.
B. In the evening, Brad and I often go out to dinner.
The other answer choices don't even sound correct if you say them out loud.
