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I would say c. grandma, my late Grandfather
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The question lit says the answer
 
        
             
        
        
        
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I was sleeping with my girl when all of a sudden, released this heavy, wet, juicy, green, fart onto her face. She gasped for fresh air. but I kept farting to prohibit those actions. When I was finished, she had passed out.
Oh, how I will miss her.
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an employee!
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when someone is hired they don't automatically become a boss, Manager, or trainer they have to earn their role. 
 
        
                    
             
        
        
        
1. Full of or showing a disposition to challenge, resist, or fight 
2. Send (someone) away from a country or place as an official punishment
3. Of a voice) rough and low in pitch.
4. To give a false appearance of : induce as a false impression
5. Thinly dispersed or scattered.
6. Wrap or dress (a body) in a shroud for burial. or, cover or envelop so as to conceal from view.
7. A concentrated artillery bombardment over a wide area.
8. (of animals, especially snakes, or their parts) secreting venom; capable of injecting venom by means of a bite or sting
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once upon a time, the world ran out of wifi. in that same moment, millions and trillions and septillions of people died. the world could not live without wifi. the only surviviors were those who. . . there were no survivors. that day, Hades wished he could be dead himself. the end :)