Question

I need an ode poem written

Answer 1

Oh how I love thee with your white and dark meat
Thou art the very best
But because of you, I can’t see my feet
My navel is two feet from my chest
To diet and lose so I don’t wobble no more
I would be very willing
It would be impossible now, because somehow
I finished four bowls of filling
My wife pointed at me and said look at him
He sits at the table, like a dog he begs
I stare at you and your magnificent breast
Can hardly wait to get my hands on your legs
Enough already, I’m on my knees
Give me some stuffing and some black eyed peas
Sweet potatoes, corn and a salad I’ll toss
And bury your but with cranberry sauce
Oh turkey, my turkey, you’re the one who rocks
Now I’ve gotten so fat, I can’t put on my socks
My love for you was fleeting
And we are finished I fear
But I’ll fall in love with another turkey
Same time next year.

Answer 2

Ode to volleyball
It starts with a bump, set spike
The ball in play.
The ball is a spinning ball of fire,
That can not touch the ground.
The ball bounced back to the other team
Like a lightning strike.
After the ball drops 'crash'
You hear a smack and game on.
The ball goes high
Like a bird in the sky,
And you see the other team dice
As we try to keep the ball alive.
The ball falls on their side,
You hear a loud roar
And the other team is out the door
We cheered another winning score.