Oh how I love thee with your white and dark meat Thou art the very best But because of you, I can’t see my feet My navel is two feet from my chest To diet and lose so I don’t wobble no more I would be very willing It would be impossible now, because somehow I finished four bowls of filling My wife pointed at me and said look at him He sits at the table, like a dog he begs I stare at you and your magnificent breast Can hardly wait to get my hands on your legs Enough already, I’m on my knees Give me some stuffing and some black eyed peas Sweet potatoes, corn and a salad I’ll toss And bury your but with cranberry sauce Oh turkey, my turkey, you’re the one who rocks Now I’ve gotten so fat, I can’t put on my socks My love for you was fleeting And we are finished I fear But I’ll fall in love with another turkey Same time next year.
Ode to volleyball It starts with a bump, set spike The ball in play. The ball is a spinning ball of fire, That can not touch the ground. The ball bounced back to the other team Like a lightning strike. After the ball drops 'crash' You hear a smack and game on. The ball goes high Like a bird in the sky, And you see the other team dice As we try to keep the ball alive. The ball falls on their side, You hear a loud roar And the other team is out the door We cheered another winning score.
The answer is D-T<span>he narrator and readers are surprised when they find out that Laurie is responsible for all of the bad things he said Charles did </span>
