D I believe but I’m not so sure
The correct answer to this open question is the following.
If what you are asking is to write the first lines of a traditional fairytale, but changing that traditional approach to something different, innovative, or funny, then we can help you with the following.
Instead of the trite, corny, old-fashion "Once upon a time, in a far, far place...." What about this:
Somebody says this happened in the Middle Ages, but who cares. Not me. The thing is that there are a couple of morals in this story that could make you think about your role in life.
This is a story about character and determination. No beautiful towns, no bords, farm animals in a cozy village next to a beautiful river on a shinny hill. No handsome prince, no attractive princess. Just crude and raw day-to-day issues of life that would make you think how fortunate you are to live in different times...
The roaring twenties happened
egocentrism
racism
