Answer:
dude XDDD oki so if something bad does happen then she can go to jail but wut u thinkkk rlly unless u think that way
Explanation:
Simile because it has “like” in it.
Its linking 2 closely related independent clauses.
B, a simple sentence is only an independent clause
July 1, 2009— -- A nearly 9-foot Burmese python escaped from its aquarium and strangled a 2-year-old Florida girl in her bed today, officials said. Lt. Bobby Caruthers of the Sumter County Sheriff's Office said the toddler lived in the central Florida town of Oxford