"City scape" was composed by an American classical music composer Jennifer Higdon. It was composed for Atlanta Symphony Orchestra and was premiered in 2002. This orchestral piece uses 35 instruments and consists of three movements.
“Siri, why am I still single?!” Siri activates front camera.
“I have good and bad news,” the doctor said to his patient. “Give me the good news first,” the patient said. “Your test results are back,” the doctor said, “and you have only two days to live.” “That’s the good news?” the patient exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?” “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Explanation:
I love dark humor
Wesołych Świąt!! It means Merry Christmas in Polish:)