Do not confuse the words affect, effect, and impact, each of which can be used both as a verb and as a noun. Avoid incorrectly using impact as a verb in place of affect or as a noun in place of effect. Affect as a verb means "to influence." Impact as a verb means "to hit with a blow".
Explanation:
Since it it a parody I will write you something that the most people understand.
Study: 90 percent of people are not actually allowed to have their own opinion
Those are the breaking news. Nowadays people are not having permission to have their own opinion on something since everyone are knowing better than them what is going on in their lives. Now the law had confirm it, people can do their gossip without feeling guilty. Today at school, Anne had asked her friend ''What is your opinion on my new dress?'' and her friend replied ''I don't like it. The dress has the colors that I don't like, yellow and purple.''
Anne said ''I guess that you are right. Those were my two favorite colors but since I could not have my own opinion I will take yours''
The next day, Anne came in school dressed in all black. Her friend told her ''You look better now'' but everyone was thinking that someone had died in her family so they were acting sad around her.
