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I like apple, cause like it is the best fruit in the world. Apple are for cool kids unlike you, who doesn't know what the hell he is doing. I like apple cause it is good for health and good for people who eat it, unlike people like you who eat chips to survive, like b r u h you guys are thrash and try growing up
Explanation:
African proverb: Wisdom does not come overnight. The heart of the wise man lies quiet like limpid water. One who causes others misfortune also teaches them wisdom.
This is what I found when I googled your "question"
It is false that dive and five are a pair of eye rhymes.
Eye rhymes refers to words which are written similarly, but have different pronunciations. For example, love and move - as you can see, their spelling differs only in one letter, but their pronunciation is not similar at all. This is not the case in dive and five - they are both written and pronounced similarly.
Enjambment - the sentences do not finish with the end of the line.
Simile - "like a slackened drum"
Maybe even hyperbole, since it is an exaggeration.