you can't really control yourself when you're drunk. You're barely even there and you're not even yourself when you're drunk. And normally when you're drunk, you catch things on fire or something. You're very clumsy. But I'm not going to lie I'm that same way but only I'm not drunk most of the time.
I'm pretty sure that would be false and would also go against some of the points of what your talking about. Not to mention it's rude to do so. I'm pretty sure anyways.