<span>As adjectives the difference between absolute and qualified</span> is that absolute is (obsolete) absolved; free while qualified is meeting the standards, requirements, and training for a position.
<span>As a noun absolute</span> is that which is independent of context-dependent interpretation, inviolate, fundamental <span>.
<span>As a verb qualified is </span> (qualify). </span>
Grandpa screamed his teeth into a glass of prune juice?-
or
Grandpa dropped his teeth into a glass of prune juice?-
lol i dont know