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Bess [88]
3 years ago
14

Write a humorous story on any topic​

English
1 answer:
igomit [66]3 years ago
7 0

Answer:

Explanation:

In 6th grade I was the skinniest and smallest kid in the class. One day my Math teacher was teaching the class about fractions and how to multiply the fractions you needed to flip the second fraction first. So in order to help the rest of the class remember and visualize this topic he decided to flip me upside down from my ankles in front of the class. Little did he know, my mother had asked me to change a pocket full of change with the landlady and I had forgotten. So when the teacher flipped me, about $20 in change fell out of my pocket in front of the whole class, and I spent 20 minutes finding and picking them up.

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