Their similarities are, they is they are both languages of signs and symbols which combine to words, sentences, and stories. Their differences is math, uses numbers and english helps you for example, on interviews.
Well, it kind of depends what you're advertising for. Here are some of the ones that came up to the top of my head when I thought "commercial".
"Buy now!"
"Parts sold separately."
"Vote ______!"
"_______ is not responsible for any tragedies."
"Consult with your doctor before taking ________."
"*name of the product, and then catchy slogan*"
Saturn has thirty-three moons.
Have is not the right verb for this sentence.
Also, thirtyhree is not a word. :)But, since thirty-three is one thing, it has a hyphen.