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nordsb [41]
3 years ago
10

Funniest joke wins brainiest. :D

English
2 answers:
algol [13]3 years ago
8 0

Man: Okay parents listen up! Wrap a bunch of empty boxes and put them under your tree. When your kids are acting bad throw one of them in the fire!

Mom: But what do I do when I run out of kids...

Man:

irga5000 [103]3 years ago
4 0

Answer:

Explanation:

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