Understatement: is irony (laugh) of something that is pitiful.
Answer: A) they're showing the movie "don't turn out the lights" in a dark theatre.
Because, the movie is telling them to not turn off the lights in the theatre.
B) I think the ushers might question a grocery bag of candy under your sweater, as you can't trust a man will candy.
False. The Lady makes him reveal his real male identity
The answer to your question is
D- all of the above
C ) IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.