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Hitman42 [59]
3 years ago
12

Write anything that would make someone laugh. The funniest wins!

English
2 answers:
Zigmanuir [339]3 years ago
6 0

Answer:

i squeeze shiit ball at my dog

Dovator [93]3 years ago
3 0

okay so my current self would love to bless you with my holiness but you should already feel blessed that you're dear question is being answered by GayVibes, the one and only, yes the only GayVibes, just remember there is no one else out there like me. Thinking about me now? Good, And you still want that laugh right? Okay coming right up, let me just grab my death book and look... OKay well I just wanted to say that I love you so much, maybe even more than my red hot wheel, you see, red is such an appealing color and I find you even more appealing ;)

this was a waste of my time Imfao

nah jk I love you biich ;)

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