Question

Tell me any joke, no limits say whatever

Answer 1

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS FREAKY.

1) Say your name 10 times

2) Say your moms name 5 times

3) Say your crushes name 3 times

4) PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QIZZES IF YOU DO THIS YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEAREST.................FRIDAY.

BUT. IF YOU DON'T PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK. THEN YOU WILL HAVE VERY BAD LUCK . SEND THIS TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BASICALLY IT WORKS

Answer 2

Answer:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

(This joke was voted funniest joke of all time in a 2002 online poll!)

Step-by-step explanation:

found on google lol lol i just need points