Answer:
He always comes up with some cheap excuse to miss gym class.
You randomly select a passage or piece of text from something such as Homer or the Holy Bible and use it as your oracle.
Tze-Yo-Tzuh allows the Monkey to fly all the way to the five pillars of gold. The Monkey went "past the edges of the universe" and "through the boundaries of reality itself". When the Monkey reached the five pillars of gold, he labeled one of the pillars with "The Great Sage Equal of Heaven was here". He then pees on the pillar.
When the Monkey went back, Tze-Yo-Tzuh showed him the pee and the tag on his left hand, proving he has " all of existence forever within the reach of his hand.
He wants others to know what the greasers are really made up of, and basically the life of a greaser.
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