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3 years ago

Tell me a joke best joke gets a brainlist

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2 answers:

Maru [420]3 years ago

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Joke #1: How does a squid go into battle?

Answer 1: Well-armed!

Joke #2: What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?

Answer 2: Close the door, I’m dressing!

By the way, these aren’t mine. I just saw them somewhere and thought that they were really funny.

damaskus [11]3 years ago

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frog.

Explanation:

maybe even toad.

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