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sergiy2304 [10]
3 years ago
12

Tell me a "clean" joke! Please make me laugh.

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2 answers:
ladessa [460]3 years ago
6 0

Answer: what do you call a cow with no legs..........GROUND BEEF

lara [203]3 years ago
4 0
Why do ducks have tail feathers..?




to cover their butt quacks :)
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