Tissues can't tell jokes--
Because they have a dry sense of humor!
What did the ketchup say to the refrigerator when somebody opened the door?
"Hey close the door! I'm dressing!"
If i could rearrange the alphabet--
I would put U, and I together!
Um.. I think there's something wrong with my phone..
It doesn't have your number on it.
I wish I was cross-eyed--
So I can see you twice!
I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning--
but I mist it! ... I guess I'll dew it tomorrow!
LOL CRINGE
