In order for it to be first person, it must be from the point of view of a character in the story, typically the protagonist. There are types of narration in which the narrator makes comments on the story, which may be what you are referring to, such as Hamlet's soliloquies in Hamlet or Fester Addams commentary in the Addam's Family musical. As this never mentions keywords "I" and "me" and does not include the author in the text, it cannot be first person. I would say it sticks closer to 2nd in the first paragraph. If you are referring to first hand accounts vs. commentary on other events, this most certainly falls into the latter category. While it does include an opinion, it is an opinion on an event the author does not directly know about and is only speculating others.
I forgot how to do this, so I use logic instead of math. Since we know 1 in 4 boards are LB, you keep adding 1+4 until you reach 35. Then, you take the number of time 1 was added minus 35 to get SB.
If you say the theme of the story article or whatever you're reading is "love" for say, you won't be able to say anything substantial about it. You need to be specific, and this is best done in a sentence Example: "Forbidden love can have terrible consequences"