Answer:
Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I’ve got it right.)
Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I’d better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
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Answer:
It's Wednesday, which means it's not Friday. There is only one Friday per week. The week system was first developed by the Babylonians approximately 500 B.C. The 28-day lunar cycle was divided into four weeks, each of which had seven days. The seven main heavenly bodies that the Babylonians had viewed were the inspiration for their choice of the number seven. Since the order in which the week was constructed indicates that today is Wednesday rather than Friday, that is why it is not Friday.
Explanation:
Answer:
One of his least favorite duties is giving presentations
Answer:
The speaker considers his love to be his muse.
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