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Varvara68 [4.7K]
3 years ago
10

Someone tell me a funny joke please!!!

English
2 answers:
devlian [24]3 years ago
8 0

Answer:

My life

Explanation:

My life is a funny joke

Lina20 [59]3 years ago
5 0
Why did the dog jump into the pool?
because he was a hot dog !
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