Question

My brain was drowning in grease. But that makes the whole thing sound weirdo and funny, like my brain was a giant French fry, so it seems more serious and poetic and accurate to say, “I was born with water on the brain.” meaning

Answer 1

Answer:

hydrocephalus, in other words, I have too much water in my head.

Explanation:

Answer 2

water on the brain=hydrocephalus