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ollegr [7]
2 years ago
5

Can someone tell me a funny joke or a funny time that they had before? thx! Im bo.red lol

English
1 answer:
son4ous [18]2 years ago
8 0

Answer:

oo ok i got one, Why did the M&M wanna go to school?

Because it wanted to be a smartie :)

This isnt my joke but i just wanted to share!

I hope this can make your day lol, Have a nice day!

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