I would believe that the answer is Carved. This is because the people the author sees are erasing the "lies" that were written on their tombstones, and carving in the truth.
Hi, I'm Ben Shaminippio, and your watching BAD TV.
Our latest report from absolutelybadsource.net shows leaked footage of Donald Trump signing deals with the Illumaniti to win the election. We're talking with Trump here:
Trump: "WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG"
Well, that's all we could get to day,
I'm Ben Shaminippio, and weeeellll seeeee ya next time!
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I believe the answer is
B. To grab bites
Answer: the clue is that...
Explanation: just did it