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MAVERICK [17]
3 years ago
11

Tell me a joke sjajajwnwnensjje

English
1 answer:
kicyunya [14]3 years ago
5 0

Answer:

would u remember me in a hour

yes.

would u remember me in a day

yes.

will u remember me in a week

yes.

will u remember me in a month

yes

will u remember me in a year

yes.

knock knock

whos there

see you've already forgotten me

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