Question

Best joke gets Brainliest!

Answer 1

Answer:

There once was a duck and he walked into a bar and asked the bartender "got any grapes?" and the bartender said, "no we don't have any grapes, now get outta here!" so the duck waddled away, the next day he walked back into the bar and asked the bartender again "got any grapes?" and the bartender said "No we don't we have any grapes now leave!" so the duck waddled away, the next day the duck came back again and asked the bartender "got any grapes?" and the bartender said no!, we dont have grapes, but if you ask again ima nail your feet to the counter!" so the duck waddled away, the next day the duck came back and asked the bartender "got any nails?" and the bartender said "no I don't have any nails?" then the duck finally said "got any grapes?

Explanation:

this took forever to write so maybe mark me brainliest?!?!

Answer 2

Answer:

Here's something worse. A man was walking one day and saw a snake. He picked up the snake and put him under a blanket to warm him up. Then, when the snake got warm, it bit him. The man asked why it bit him and the snake said, "well, didn't you know that I was a snake when you picked me up?" ( yes I know it's bad)

Why couldn't the bicycle get up on its own?

Because it was two-tired

word of the day is Raisin. I say it in sentence for you.

The wukondian scientist was Raisin the cheetahs to become fierce warriors. Rawrr. :)

(I need the brainliest lol)