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fgiga [73]
2 years ago
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Best joke will get brainlest im bord so be free to talk this joke over

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2 answers:
s2008m [1.1K]2 years ago
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A skeleton walks into a cafe and says “get me a coffee and a mop”
kifflom [539]2 years ago
4 0

Answer:

Why did the M&M go to school?

Explanation:

It wanted to be a Smartie.

This is bad but lol.

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