If you want me to justify the reason behind my answers just ask!! i really hope this helps, but then again please don't rely on my completly b/c i don't know if i got this thing right!! sorry i took a long time! Thank you!!
Absurd answer: well you see here the answer to the first question is the king of Rome’s lobster who was in a cave for 73 days before he was saved by a water moccasin The answer to the second question is a tic-tac-toe board with two pics of grandmas The third answer is a couple of frogs eating lima beans and sniffing Mentos The fourth answer is the giant hand that comes down from Jack and the bean stock The fifth answer is a bamboo tree that smells like a thumbtack The sixth answer is an electric toothbrush with an eraser on the bottom The seventh and final answer is an airplane that crashed into a block of note books